Entries from August 2008

August 27, 2008

Perhaps I Spoke Too Soon

OK. I stand by my assertion that the Jack Palance Skin Bracer commercial is the greatest of all time. Admittedly, the reasons for that are largely sentimental. But while it may be the best, THIS commercial is also totally, completely, utterly unstoppable. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it. Please enjoy responsibly.
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August 25, 2008

BEST. COMMERCIAL. EVER.

At long last, someone has posted the greatest after shave commercial ever produced and, arguably, the best commercial of any kind ever to grace the airwaves.  Indeed, my pal Tony and I scoured the internet for YEARS looking for this.  It’s like Christmas in fucking July.  Enjoy.

—Brent

August 19, 2008

The Death of the Goatee

From mid-high school to mid-college, I wore a goatee. In the early days it was an untamed mass at the chin, a clutch of blue-black, tightly curled wires. I was proud of my goatee, proud that I could grow one and proud that I could maintain one. It wasn’t easy. Balance is the key. If [...]